Reality

…done mad lib style…

My Day

by [ ---insert random person's name here--- ]

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It started out innocent enough… woke up at [ ---insert time--- ] and rolled out of bed wearing only my [ ---article of clothing--- ].  Took a nice and long stretch and looked into the mirror and said " [ ---groggy comment to start the day--- ] ".

Went into the [ ---room in an apartment--- ] and washed my [ ---body part--- ] and brushed my [ ---element that is on your face--- ].  Went back into the [ ---room in an apartment--- ] and decided on my outfit for the day.

Decided to wear my favorite pair of boxers, you know the ones with the [ ---adjective--- ] [ ---noun--- ] .  Slipped on some tube socks, my [ ---brand name--- ] jeans and a [ ---color--- ] t-Shirt.

As I rolled out the door, I had to make sure that I put at least [ ---number of ounces--- ] of gel into my [ ---element of head--- ] and slapped on enough of my favorite [ ---name of cologne--- ].

Here I sit now at my [ ---part of Schwab--- ] and stare into my life/computer.  Wondering what the [ ---expletive--- ] i’ll write next.

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