Reality

Announcing the official release party for the new single by the White Hamster Rapper:  "Not a Gerbil"

Yep yep y’all, you will be able to pick up the new song in the stores by August 1st.  Here is a sneak peak to the lyrics:

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Ahh 1, 2 ahh 1, two

what up yo

its me the white hamster and i’m back

to rock the microphone

…can I get a beat? …

Don’t confuse me

or abuse me

by sticking me up your ass

cuz I ain’t no gerbil

….no reason

to get so verbal

Just back off, biiitch

***hibee hibbee hibeee****

HOLLLLLLAH

2nd Verse same as the first….

Upwards and onwards even if it is by going downwards and backwards.

ps:  click on the picture for the full effect

Hear Ye Hear Ye

I will be having the 1st Semi-Annual Fan Appreciation Day this Sunday July 17th at 1pm.  Come join for BBQ, soccer, autographs by yours truly, and last but certainly not least, the "all you can blog" contest (eerily similar to the Nathan’s All You Can Eat Hot Dog competition).

There will be a special performance by the Original White Hamster Rapper

For details about the event, and to get put on the evite list please either mail me or post a comment.

1st 4 people at the 1st Semi-Annual Fan Appreciation Day will be entered into a special drawing.  Grand Prize will be a blog entry in your honor.

nuff said